Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable
Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable
I bought an Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable , and soon
realized that I was wasting a massive amount of time saying "Intex Lil
Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable," so I nicknamed him Chilly Willy. I
wanted to help this flightless waterfowl experience the majesty of
flight, which he had been missing out on due to his stubby wings and
overall obesity. I determined that the best way to do this was to jump
out of an airplane while holding on to Willy. I carefully read the
Russian Novel of hazard warnings tattooed in ten different languages on
poor Willy's side and belly, and they all involved drawings of children
drowning- none of them said anything about skydiving. Willy seemed to
swell with pride on the plane ride up, so much so that I had to let some
of the air out of him. He was so eager to get out the door, that he
actually dragged me violently backward as we exited at 7,500 ft. I
pulled Willy close, using the conveniently placed handles on his head.
We took off tracking like a missile, thanks to Willy's aerodynamic beak
and stabilizing fins. I let go of Willy at 4,500 ft and watched him
rocket away from me. The last time I saw him was under canopy. He
seemed to be in a flat spin of glee after his amazing journey. I
believe that Willy's in a better place now. The only improvements Intex
could make are changing his name from "Lil Penguin Ride On Pool
Inflatable" to "Chilly Willy Aerodynamic Penguin," and tattooing another
warning on him about how his immense drag will rip you out of the door
of an aircraft.
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Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable