Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable

Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable

Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable

I bought an Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable , and soon realized that I was wasting a massive amount of time saying "Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable," so I nicknamed him Chilly Willy. I wanted to help this flightless waterfowl experience the majesty of flight, which he had been missing out on due to his stubby wings and overall obesity. I determined that the best way to do this was to jump out of an airplane while holding on to Willy. I carefully read the Russian Novel of hazard warnings tattooed in ten different languages on poor Willy's side and belly, and they all involved drawings of children drowning- none of them said anything about skydiving. Willy seemed to swell with pride on the plane ride up, so much so that I had to let some of the air out of him. He was so eager to get out the door, that he actually dragged me violently backward as we exited at 7,500 ft. I pulled Willy close, using the conveniently placed handles on his head. We took off tracking like a missile, thanks to Willy's aerodynamic beak and stabilizing fins. I let go of Willy at 4,500 ft and watched him rocket away from me. The last time I saw him was under canopy. He seemed to be in a flat spin of glee after his amazing journey. I believe that Willy's in a better place now. The only improvements Intex could make are changing his name from "Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable" to "Chilly Willy Aerodynamic Penguin," and tattooing another warning on him about how his immense drag will rip you out of the door of an aircraft.

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Intex Lil Penguin Ride On Pool Inflatable